Thursday, April 24, 2008
origins of a Mad Cow (42th edition)
I got the idea for this blog from 2 sources. First the i got mad cow from Diablo 2. some of you may know what I'm talking about. I called my self killer of mad cows. It later got shortened to mad cow man. My account got deleted after i stopped logging on. pisses me off. when i was 13 i read a book. that book's name was the hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy. hysterical, if you only read one book this year then you are a retard. but you should still read it martard. no seriously this is a great book. they recently made it into a movie which was completely and utterly stupid. this movie makes Barney look like quantum physics. i literally felt sick after watching it. of course i had the stomach flu at the time but still the movie sucked. if you only see one movie this year then you live in a cave and should just succumb to your crazy animal instincts. i know i would. any way in the book beings from a different plane of existence create a computer named deep thought. the purpose of said computer was to calculate the answer to life the universe and every thing. the answer was very unsatisfying. 42. naturally this made every one very confused. deep thought then created a computer that would calculate the question of life the universe and everything. this computer turned out to be the earth. in the end(spoiler alert) the Vogons destroy all the earths in all the alternate universes. wich kind of sucks, but at the same time is kind of any improvement. admit it the world went to shit when bush got into the white house. notice how i said in the white house and not elected. there is a difference. and i better not get a bunch of shit about how I'm too harsh. if your thinking about writing me about how he got in legit i will come and break your dipshit kneecaps. GRRRRRRR!!!!!! MOO!!
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DOOOOOOOOOOOOOD...tell us how you really feel!
Moooooooo!
Is mad cow raving contagious, or is it hereditary? I am worried because my teenage grand-steer is showing symptoms. Could a granmerecow develop it late in life? I've been feeling very mooooody lately and I went out and bought a big bag of grass seed. And I have been watching a lot of dumb moooovies. Granmoother.
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